Another spoof and another 80 minutes of wasted time. Vampires Suck had such potential to do significant damage to the image of Twilight but sadly it proved there are actually worse movies than Twilight out there.
Like most bad movies, all the good parts were in the trailer. Save yourself some money by just getting a few good giggles out of the trailer and calling it a day. There were no laugh-out-loud moments or any parts of the movie I'd tell a buddy "you just have to see."
I really do enjoy spoofs usually. Scary Movie 1 and 2, Hot Shots, Dracula: Dead and Loving It were classics in this department. Sadly, I see the quality of spoofs declining rapidly. Films like Epic Movie and Superhero movie had so many opportunities to stick it to the original films and decided to resort to fart jokes and humorless punchlines.
I am happy they portrayed Edward as a whiny bitch and Becca (instead of Bella) as an annoying emo recluse. The movie is only rated PG-13 and I know it is to cater to all age groups that would generally like Twilight. Unfortunately, that limitation in content probably reduced the chances of this being decent by 60 percent. A dirty, raunchy vampire spoof with lots of blood, guts and tits has potential for great hilarity.
It looks like this Twilight fad just won't be stopped. So sparkle on Mr. Pattinson. Your penis probably looks like Elton John's sunglasses in the sunlight. Good luck with that.
The last good spoof movie I seen was Not Another Teen Movie. I never saw Scary Movie 1 or 2. Any good spoof movie has to be rated at least R for it to be any good. In 2010 the PG-13 rating dose not mean what it did 5 year's ago. Sad. Maybe I will check out the movie some years from now on nextflix.
ReplyDeleteHey Rob, thanks for the comment. I forgot about Not Another Teen Movie, that's a really good one. I still wouldn't watch this film no matter how long it's been out. Just a waste of time/money.
ReplyDeleteGrant, I agree, as with a lot of the movies all of the good parts are in the trailer! You sit down to watch the movie and it is a big disappointment, and wasted time!!
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