From the makers of Rockabye Metallica, Coldplay and Emo comes sleep inducing tracks like you've never heard them. Introducing Rockabye Industrial! 40 of your favorite industrial acts are included on this two-disc set.
Having trouble making that little rivetheading, mosh-pit stomping monster get to bed? Try lulling them down with classics such as "This Nap Will Fuck You Up" by Combichrist or "Pampermensch" by And One.
Too underground or neu-industrial for you? Well let's go old school with "This is what Daddy Does" by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult. And what collection would be complete without "Jesus Built My baby-crib" by Ministry?
That's not all though, we know there is a fine line between industrial and goth industrial so we've included a third bonus disc for those gothic baby anthems called "Cry Myself to Sleep."
This amazing and free disc comes equipped with songs like "Clown Car" by Switchblade Symphony and "Marilyn, where's my blanky" by the Cruxshadows.
This three-disc set is only $29.99 but if you call now we'll cut ten dollars off the price and add a binky with the words "EBM: Electronic Baby Music" inscribed on it. Put down your razors, stop snorting coke and call now. Operators are standing by and if they're not, just hold. It's not like you're busy at 4AM!
Rockabye Industrial: Put some goth in your baby's loincloth!
This makes me laugh out loud every time I read it! :) Love it!
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